Cuthbert is a loving caterpillar I'm sure ... but he's excess to requirements. Not eaten, or even opened, on a recent birthday, he is now looking urgently for another birthday boy/girl in whose service to be consumed. Or an adult who just likes kids' cakes. It doesn't even have to be anyone's birthday really (just don't tell).
Currently living in a house on the dog-leg bit of Alexandra Park Road (towards the station), he's available to be picked up anytime from about 9pm this evening. Bought only four days' ago, he's apparently approaching his sell-by date (caterpillars weren't made to last) so please say soon if interested! Alternatively, can be delivered by in-house cycle courier...
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